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Funny Jokes: शीघ्र शादी की तमन्ना लेकर पप्पू बाबा के पास जाकर बोला…

 

जिंदगी की आपाधापी से उपजी अकुलाहट, प्रतिस्पर्धा का कहर, अपनों से बढ़ती दूरियां, संवेदनाओं की सिकुड़ती जमीन, काम के बढ़ते घंटे और महत्वाकांक्षाओं की ऊंची उड़ानों ने हमारी जिंदगी को तनाव से भर दिया है। हालांकि, कोमल भावनाओं की टूटती इन कड़ियों के बीच खुश रहने के लिए हमारे पास एक उम्दा उपाय जोक्स या चुटकुले हैं। ये हमारी जिंदगी में जिंदादिली और गर्माहट घोलते हैं। इससे न सिर्फ आसपास की फिजा खुशनुमा बनती है, बल्कि हम बेहतर मानसिक, शारीरिक, सामाजिक जीवन जीने में भी सक्षम होते हैं। साफ तौर पर इसका लाभ हमें करियर की ग्रोथ के रूप में भी मिलता है।

नई दिल्ली, लाइफस्टाइल डेस्क। Funny Jokes:

1.पत्नी ICU में थी। पति का रो-रोकर बुरा हाल था।
डॉक्टर: हम पूरी कोशिश कर रहे हैं, पर वह कुछ बोल ही नहीं रही है। शायद कोमा में है।
अब तो सब कुछ भगवान के हाथ में है।
पति बोल उठा: सिर्फ 40 की ही तो है अभी! तभी एक चमत्कार दिखा।
ECG और धड़कन बड़ने लगी, पत्नी की उंगली हीली, होंठ हिले और आवाज आई 36 की।

2.जज: क्या सबूत है कि जब एक्सीडेंट हुआ, तब तुम कार तेज़ नहीं चला रहे थे?
कार चालक: साहब, मैं अपनी पत्नी को लेने ससुराल जा रहा था।
जज: ओह, छोड़ दो इस मासूम को, ऐसे समय कोई भी गाड़ी तेज़ नहीं चला सकता।

3.शीघ्र शादी की मकसद लेकर पप्पू बाबा के पास जाकर बोला…
पप्पू-बाबा, कोई उपाय बता दो, जिसे करने से शीघ्र शादी हो जाए
बाबा-बेटा, प्रेम प्रसंग में है?
पप्पू-हां,
बाबा-बेटा, सावन आ गया है। प्रेम पत्र के बजाय बिल्व पत्र पर ध्यान दें।

सभी हेल्थ एक्सपर्ट्स का मानना है कि हंसने से हमारा इम्यून सिस्टम बेहतर होता है। इससे ब्लड सर्कुलेशन बढ़ता है, जिससे दिल की बीमारियों की संभावना कम होती है। हम शारीरिक तौर पर भी हल्का महसूस करते हैं, जिससे हमारी याददाश्त भी बढ़ जाती है। खुश रहने वाले व्यक्ति से हर कोई मिलना और संबंध बनाना चाहता है। ऐसे लोग परिवार और समाज के साथ ऑफिस में भी अधिक लोकप्रिय होते हैं। सही समय पर सटीक जोक्स से आप बेरंग माहौल में भी रंग घोल देते हैं। इससे आपकी पर्सनैलिटी आकर्षक होती है और लोग आपकी तरफ खिंचे चले आते हैं।

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