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Funny Jokes: महिलाओं को सीट के लिए लड़ते देख बस कंडक्टर बोला…

 

जिंदगी की आपाधापी से उपजी अकुलाहट, प्रतिस्पर्धा का कहर, अपनों से बढ़ती दूरियां, संवेदनाओं की सिकुड़ती जमीन, काम के बढ़ते घंटे और महत्वाकांक्षाओं की ऊंची उड़ानों ने हमारी जिंदगी को तनाव से भर दिया है। हालांकि, कोमल भावनाओं की टूटती इन कड़ियों के बीच खुश रहने के लिए हमारे पास एक उम्दा उपाय जोक्स या चुटकुले हैं। ये हमारी जिंदगी में जिंदादिली और गर्माहट घोलते हैं। इससे न सिर्फ आसपास की फिजा खुशनुमा बनती है, बल्कि हम बेहतर मानसिक, शारीरिक, सामाजिक जीवन जीने में भी सक्षम होते हैं। साफ तौर पर इसका लाभ हमें करियर की ग्रोथ के रूप में भी मिलता है।

नई दिल्ली, लाइफस्टाइल डेस्क। Funny Jokes:

1.महिलाएं सीट के लिए लड़ रही थी
कंडक्टर : लड़ें मत, जो उम्र में बड़ी हो बैठ जाएं
फिर क्या-दोनों रास्ते भर : दीदी आप बैठ जाओ
दीदी आप बैठ जाओ।

2.एक पंडित ने नारियल तब अपने सिर पर फोड़ डाला
जब एक लड़की ने उनसे पूछा, ‘पंडित जी,
ये बताइए कि व्रत में सादे पानी की जगह गोलगप्पे का पानी पिएंगे तो चलेगा?

3.चुड़ैल की हरकतों से परेशान होकर एक हवा में हाथ फैलाकर शख्स बोला…
शख्स- क्या चाहिए?
चुड़ैल- मेरा खोया हुआ प्यार!
शख्स-वो कहां है?
चुड़ैल-सात समंदर पार
शख्स -मैं कैसे वापस लाऊं
चुड़ैल-पेपर में इश्तेहार छपाकर।

सभी हेल्थ एक्सपर्ट्स का मानना है कि हंसने से हमारा इम्यून सिस्टम बेहतर होता है। इससे ब्लड सर्कुलेशन बढ़ता है, जिससे दिल की बीमारियों की संभावना कम होती है। हम शारीरिक तौर पर भी हल्का महसूस करते हैं, जिससे हमारी याददाश्त भी बढ़ जाती है। खुश रहने वाले व्यक्ति से हर कोई मिलना और संबंध बनाना चाहता है। ऐसे लोग परिवार और समाज के साथ ऑफिस में भी अधिक लोकप्रिय होते हैं। सही समय पर सटीक जोक्स से आप बेरंग माहौल में भी रंग घोल देते हैं। इससे आपकी पर्सनैलिटी आकर्षक होती है और लोग आपकी तरफ खिंचे चले आते हैं।

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